According to a police report out of Tulsa, Okla., a man allegedly masturbated in the middle of Walmart.
Derek Bennett, 26, pulled his genitals out of his pants and did the deed without shame. Security cameras captured it all, TulsaWorld.com reports.
Witnesses called the police, and Bennett was pulled over after he left the parking lot. Upon his arrest, he admitted he exposed himself, but was surprised anyone could see. And then, here’s the kicker: KTUL TV reports that he told police he graduated from high school and was fully aware of his rights.
Regardless, he is being held in the Tulsa County jail on $10,000 bail.