Man Wakes Up to Find His Unmentionables Have Been Surgically Removed After Woman Seduced Him

A man woke up after a night of partying to discover that his testicles were removed while he was passed out, according to reports. Dmitry Nikolaev, a 30-year-old Russian actor, told authorities that he had a drink with a blonde woman he had just met and subsequently lost consciousness after she allegedly drugged him.

“They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing,” a police source said.

He reportedly woke up at a bus stop in pain and covered in blood. After he was rushed to a hospital, doctors informed him that his testicles were missing.

According to a report from Russian police, Nikolaev’s testicles appear to have been surgically removed by someone with professional training. It is likely that the organs were stolen by traffickers who will sell them on the black market—where human organs can be sold at high costs.

Nikolaev, who is married, was reportedly too embarrassed to explain to his wife what had happened to him at first. There is no word on how she handled the news when it finally broke.