The Privacy Scarf
As more and more of our personal information becomes available on the internet, online privacy has become a pressing concern. This invention does not address these issues in any constructive way.
However, what it does do is allow you to hide your screen from view while you are in public so that you don’t have to be embarrassed by the endless stream of cat videos you watch while pretending to write your novel at a local coffee shop. It also allows you to be completely cut off from the outside world, alleviating the risk of making eye contact while simultaneously rendering you completely unaware of your immediate environment. Now that is a useful invention.