Amazing Service Lets You Send Your Enemies a Bag of Delicious…

Until now, this insult made zero sense. Sure, you could tell your enemies to eat a bag of dicks, because it sounds plenty insulting — but where would one acquire such a bag or reproductive organs to eat?

The insult has finally been made valid again, thanks to a service called DicksByMail.com, which allows you to send a bag of edible gummy dicks to your enemies, or even your friends with a good sense of humor. The edible penises and chewy and sugary and automatically come with a bold-print message instructing the receiver to, in fact, eat a bag of dicks.

Their website spins their invaluable service in a surprisingly friendly, albeit snarky way:

It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.