Dear Jon Hamm: We Can See Your Junk

Let’s be clear about one thing: God is biased.

Actor Jon Hamm is talented, both as a dramatic actor on the hit series Mad Men, but also in comedic roles in Bridesmaids and his various stints on Saturday Night Live. He’s handsome, he’s in what appears to be a solid, long-term relationship, tons of women adore him, and he doesn’t seem to take any of that attention too seriously. He just acts like a regular dude.

AND he’s got a legendary package that every paparazzi photographer is desperate to shoot. (With their camera, duh!)

Now the New York Daily News reports that producers on the sixth season of Mad Men have told the actor that he’s got to start wearing underwear. It’s well rumored that while playing advertising executive Don Draper, Hamm would let Little Jon (or should be say not-so-little Jon) fly free in his business slacks. However, that’s going to change.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source told the outlet. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.” The unnamed source goes on to say that “His privates are the inside joke,” and Hamm “knows what he’s got.”

You know who’s not into all the talk? No, not his partner of 15+ years, Jennifer Westfeldt — or at least she’s not publicly mentioning it. The only person in the interview who seemed ruffled by the discussion was Hamm’s rep, who said: “It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times.”

Well, for those of us who are somewhat childish and looking for a fun Friday distraction, here you go. It’s kind of NSFW, so be cautious. Cheers!

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