Yes, this is a very true and WEIRD story.
Kenneth Crowder, 41, of Melbourne, Fla., was allegedly high on flakka when he went on a wild rampage.
It all started when witnesses saw him running around the neighborhood naked and claiming he was God.
Things spun completely out of control when he decided to commit a sex act on a tree.
Once a police officer entered the scene, the man tried to attack him. The officer used a Taser on Crowder, and he responded by pulling the probes out of his skin and continuing to fight the officer.
Crowder then tried to stab the officer with his police badge. Luckily, other officers finally arrived on the scene to subdue the unruly man.
If you aren’t familiar with Flakka, it’s a synthetic substance (also known as bath salts) that makes people high — much like amphetamines. It is either snorted, smoked or taken orally. According Melbourne police spokesman Dan Lynch, “We have spoken to some medical professionals here and they are starting to see an increase in its use. It’s already in South Florida.”
Here is another case of a naked man running through the streets of Florida on Flakka.