We have heard it before many times in movies: “It’s me or the dog.” Well, this situation came to real life for one man, as he was given the ultimatum by his girlfriend to choose between her and the dog.
The man who is unnamed took to Craigslist to find a solution, or should we say let his problem become someone else’s.
He posted a photo of his dog and then began to write. The listing was filed under pets and is titled in all caps “FREE TO ANY WILLING HOME.”
It starts off with: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to re-home her.”
He then began to describe her saying: “She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
He wrote about her eating and sleeping habits explaining how she likes to stay up all night yapping and will only eat expensive food.
At the end of the listing he revealed the catch to the whole post. “So…… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”
It became very clear after reading this ad, who the man chose – his dog. He even added to his Craigslist post an update to his situation. “Sorry but she has been re-homed to her original breeders (her parents) have taken her back home.”
The moral of this story, don’t mess with man’s best friend.