WATCH: This Real-Life Celebrity Hand Model Is Probably the Creepiest Woman You’ll Ever Meet

While scouring the wormhole that is the Internet, we found this old CBS video from 2008 featuring a hand model. Needless to say, we couldn’t resist sharing it with all of you. If you haven’t seen it, prepare yourself.

Her name is Ellen Sirot. She’s the world’s most famous hand model, and she’s also one of the creepiest women you’ll ever meet.

In this hilarious interview with Katie Couric, Sirot describes what it’s like to live the life of a celebrity hand model.

You may think you take your job seriously, but you ain’t got nothing on this lady. Because of her job, she can’t cook, clean, take out the trash, open cans, doors, windows, or play sports. Her hands also haven’t seen sunshine in 15 years.

Just watch the interview above and see for yourself. Just wait until you see her “seductive” beauty pose. We just can’t.