Idiot of the Week: Man Breaks Into Home and Poops on Ex-Girlfriend’s Belongings

Michael Anthony Johnson, 27, of Florida was arrested and charged after he allegedly broke into an ex-girlfriend’s home and defecated on her belongings, the Orange County Sheriff’s Office reported. Johnson was only recently released from jail and was not supposed to be at the residence, according to reports.

“The defendant had only been out of jail two days before violating the no contact order,” authorities noted in their report.

Apparently Johnson broke into the home of the unnamed victim while she was asleep. There were also three children inside the home at the time, and at least one child witnessed as Johnson pooped on several of the family’s things, WESH reported.

He is accused of defecating on bed sheets, a glass kitchen plate, a wallet, and on a dresser.

Johnson was issued a court ordered ban from the home back in January in connection to domestic battery, criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

Authorities said when they apprehended him at the home Johnson initially provided false information, however they recognized him from the previous complaints at that address.

He was arrested and booked into the Orange County Jail.  Johnson has been charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, criminal mischief, sanitary nuisance, providing false information to law enforcement, petit theft and aggravated stalking.