Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have reportedly named their newborn daughter North, according to a birth certificate obtained by TMZ. Less than 24 hours after the news leaked, all directional jokes have officially been cracked.
Here’s a few of our favorites.
Paul Scheer @paulscheer “I’m going to name my 1st born South East so it will become mortal enemies with North West.”
@clmgiudici “I don’t know how proud I am to be from the Northwest now that the Ksquared baby has been named.”
@NorthKimWest “They named me North West because I know what’s up. And to the left.”
@itsYONAS “So Blue Ivy got the stripper name, and North West got the direction to the strip club? Nice, team work.”
Meantime in a chatroom far far away, Apple, Moses, MoonUnit, Shiloh, Sage Moonblood & Pilot Inspector are like, totes rejoicing.” #NorthWest