Kourtney Kardashian Pimps Out New Baby on Cover of US Weekly

Well, that didn’t take long!

Penelope Scotland Disick, just one month old, has already joined the Kardashian family business. (Orchestrated by her grandmother Kris no doubt, months before her birth). Kourtney gave birth to her first daughter with partner Scott Disick (or, as Kourney’s sis Khloe dubbed him, “Lord Douchebag”) on July 8th.

Penelope is now on her first tabloid cover with Mom and big brother Mason (we love how Scott is never on any of these covers. At least the guy gets some screen time on Keeping Up With the Kardashions. Even douchebags need to make a paycheck.)

In the new issue (which, surprisingly, does feature an interview with the often left-out-of-the-limelight Disick) the reality stars discuss Penelope’s delivery, which included the whole Kardashian-Jenner family (epidural anyone?), how Mason is adapting to being a big brother, why Disick is afraid to change Penelope’s diaper (ye gods) and much more!

No word on how much little Penelope made for her first cover. See you soon on your family’s reality show, kid. And welcome to the family business. Ka-ching!

Photos: US Weekly