Little Girl Embarrasses Her Dad in Public Restroom in Absolute Worst Way

What is the protocol for a dad taking his daughter to a public restroom? Does she go into the men’s room with him? If you happen to bring your little girl into the men’s restroom with you, we really hope what you’re about to hear doesn’t happen to you!

According to a Redditor named DarwinianMonkey, taking your daughter into the men’s room to use the potty has its downfalls.

When he took his three-year-old to the bathroom at a restaurant, he experienced one of the most embarrassing moments of his life.

In a post titled TIFU (Today I Fucked Up) by taking my 3-year-old daughter into the men’s room, he explains:

I’m a dad of a beautiful 3 year old girl. Any dad of a daughter will tell you that bathroom stuff is part of the deal. If mom is not around, or tending to one of the others, I have to take my little girl into the men’s room. So this happened at a quiet little mom & pop restaurant. It was just the two of us in there. I wipe off and cover the seat so she can do her little tinkle…but then I realize I really have to go. No big deal. I just place her in the corner of the stall and say “don’t move.” I start to pee.

I hear the door to the restroom open, meaning we are now no longer the only two occupants. I hear two guys walk in. As one of the sets of footsteps draw near, my little girl starts to back away from the door and ends up right next to me. She looks down at what’s going on (with an “open door” policy on the bathroom at home, and her two brothers…it’s nothing she hasn’t seen before) and loudly exclaims:

“Daddy!! Look at your little penis!!”

I hear the other guys in the bathroom kind of snort…and then let loose in laughter.

First of all…wow. She’s never said that before…or since. Second…WHAT IS HERE FRAME OF REFERENCE!!?? I didn’t know what I could possibly say to make it any better. I kind of wanted to yell out “Um..She’s just kidding…it’s normal size” but I figured that any remark trying to clarify my size would just come off as creepy. I just stayed in the stall until the other two guys left. I couldn’t face them. I’m sure they were out there in the restaurant watching to see me come out so they could tell their wives about the guy who has a tiny wiener by three year old standards!!

Kids truly do say the darndest things.

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