Jason Darling sees nothing wrong with adults sucking on breast milk.
The owner of lollipop company, Lollyphile, recently announced the release of the company’s newest flavor. In a press release he explained, “I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older, but it seems like all of my friends are having babies these days. Sure, the kids are all crazy cute, but what slowly dawned on me was that my friends were actually producing milk so delicious it could turn a screaming, furious child into a docile, contented one. I knew I had to capture that flavor.”
He also promises that once you try one of his new pops, “you’ll understand [babies’] unwillingness to share” the “inherently wonderful flavor.”
Thankfully, the lollipops aren’t made with actual breast milk. Lactating mothers supplied their milk during the development process in order to help the flavor specialists pin down the taste and “candify it,” but the final product contains no such ingredient. Whew!
Curious to try breast milk flavored lollipops? Four of these will set you back $10 or you can get a dozen for $24.
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