Man with 30 Eyeballs Shoved Up His Butt Is Actually a Serial Rapist

The internet is known for perpetuating false stories — many of them crazier than the last — and this week’s winner is no exception: A man was allegedly arrested in Wyoming and found to have hidden 30 eyeballs inside his anal cavity.

As the story from Crazed.com goes, Roy Tilbott, 51, was stopped at a routine sobriety field test when police noticed several eyeballs slide out from his right pant leg and onto the road.

It turned out, these were cow eyeballs he had allegedly stolen from Johnson Meats, a slaughterhouse where Tilbott supposedly worked as a butcher. Crazed.com even included this image of a bovine eyeball, claiming that it was one of the actual ones pulled from the man’s bum.

But don’t worry about losing your lunch just yet. It’s a fake story — but the real one about who this guy is turns out to be much worse. First, check out Tilbott’s quotes from the fake viral story that raised red flags.

“Company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant.”

“I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.”

“I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”

Two questions we asked upon reading this:

  1. Do slaughterhouses actually throw out any body parts? Don’t they put those things in animal feed, sausages, fertilizer or something else?
  2. Wouldn’t his sphincter muscles crush them?
  3. How did he get them out, clean them, and then use them?

Oh, and cow eyeballs do nothing for erectile dysfunction. We looked it up.

Just like the fake story about the woman who got three breasts through plastic surgery because she was annoyed with men hitting on her, or the Florida man who had sex with an alligator, finding the truth was easy enough.

An image search uncovered that the man in these photos is actually 59-year-old James Joe Nordwall. He was sentenced to seven consecutive prison sentences in 2014 for offenses dating back to the early 1970s.

Prosecutors described  [Nordwall] as a “serial rapist” and ”one of the most dangerous men this court will ever have to deal with”. Green River District Court Judge Richard Lavery on Friday sentenced Nordwall on four counts of First Degree Rape and three counts of Sexual Assault in the First Degree.

The charges against Nordwall involved four female victims, two of which were children aged 12-14. The other two victims were women in their 30s. The case against Nordwall was investigated by the Sweetwater County Sheriff’s Department.

Now you know.

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