26 Weirdest Americans Ever Seen in Public
The above slideshow features the absolute strangest Americans we’ve ever seen.
We’re not quite sure where in the country each of these people hail from, but we’re certain they’re like no other.
Mom’s Gone Mad at Walmart
People love towing their children around behind their scooters.
They also let their kids wear plastic bags over their heads. The suffocation advisory on the bag isn’t real, right?
Any parking spot is legitimate…even if that means parking in the cart return.
Technologically advanced customers turn their cell phones into land lines while shopping.
Cheaters get their cars vandalized in the parking lot.
After shopping at Walmart, parents like to hang their kids over the railings of alligator enclosures.
Women feel the need to get “dressed up” to go to Walmart.
Even the product labels are a sight for sore eyes.
Apparently, the majority of Walmart shoppers don’t know how to count.
Some people let it all hang out, especially while shopping in the produce section. Um, we’re not so hungry anymore. Thanks.
Potato chips are capable of knocking a person out cold.
Aside from just being dragged by scooters, customers often resort to dragging their kids around the store by a leash.
It’s probably time to head down the beauty aisle and pick up some toenail clippers.
Old men frequent the little girls section.
Walmart employee gets charged with felony theft after eating Oreos.
Parents make their children walk around the store with shame signs.
During Black Friday in Alabama, a customer gets tased while shopping.
Walmart is definitely a great place to spot awesome trademark tattoos.
Oh, they have unbeatable prices!
Father finds knife in son’s Elmo-themed birthday cake.
What other store has 80 percent of their employees on welfare?
Customers with Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) cards cleared shelves at Walmart stores in two Louisiana cities on October 12, when the cards were not showing limits.
Even places of worship have decided to chime in.
It’s the best place to catch a glimpse of a pet crocodile on a leash! Better than a kid, right?
Somehow, a woman gets glued to a toilet seat. Wait, what?
Next time you buy a sack of potatoes, make sure you aren’t getting a free snake with your purchase.
Looking for the world’s best mullet? Look no further than the checkout line at Walmart.
