Shit Express: Send Animal Poop to Anyone Anonymously with New Service

This has got to be one of the most unusual services we’ve heard of in a while.

A new company called Shit Express allows you to anonymously send animal poop to anyone you want. Follow along now: The company offers to ship animal crap almost anywhere in the world to almost anyone, along with a personalized note. This will most likely be sent to someone you don’t really like or even a friend you just want to mess with. We’re thinking frat boys all around are going to be sending their buddies manure in the near future.

What makes this service different from similar ones that exist online is that Shit Express has no paper trail. Payment is made only through Bitcoin, so no one can trace it back to you. All you have to do is make the purchase, pick an animal whose manure you would like to use, add a message, and the company will wrap up the poo to disguise it as a present and send it and your note along to the unlucky recipient.