Underwear That’s Too Gay Even for Our Gay Editor

If you thought the banana thong, mesh briefs and everything else ever sold in International Male or Undergear catalogs were too gay for words, then get ready for the c-strings, one-sided thong and kini from Petit Q. These flimsy slips of silky fabric and elastic are so small, so revealing, that you’ll wonder why you needed to put anything on at all.

No, seriously. Once you watch this video you’ll just want to skip wearing any underwear under your jeans, slacks or shorts. I mean, how does it even stay on? Gay unicorn magic? Well, okay, that’s probably true. But the bigger question is this: What’s the point? Unless you’re a go-go-dancer, erotic model or porn star, they’re not that practical.

(Or does using the word “practical” just tell you how old I am and that’s why I’m not rushing out to buy some new sexy-time-briefs from Petit Q?)

PetitQ Underwear is described on the company website as “a French sexy underwear brand for men designed by Arthus & Nico. They want to create a really sexy and edgy brand but still in a playful way.”

And “playful” this video certainly is. It contains porn stars, go-go dancers, and erotic models — and yes, I know that because I’ve been around for awhile, thankyouverymuch. Here’s the write up about the video and the models who were happy to shake their money makers for your enjoyment.

Colby Melvin and Brandon Brown are trying new sexy underwear from PetitQ and invite their friends Brent Corrigan and Jose Parra for an underwear show before hitting the streets of Hollywood. They are trying the new c-strings, the one-side thong and the kini.

This is the uncensored version with the guys showing their best assets.

Needless to say, this video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. And it’s ridiculous. But we can’t stop watching it. So enjoy it now, then share it with friends over a cocktail later. You’ll be glad you did.

(And, if you’re curious, you can check out more products at petitq.net to find your closest men’s underwear retailer. Their line is also available online “in 14 sexy countries!” As for me, I’m going to the gym. Immediately.)

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