Things Women Hate… In Bed

Men, it’s come to our attention that some of you need help… in bed.

You may have experience or watched enough movies to know the moves. Some of you may even be pretty good at it most of the time. But during an informal happy hour the ladies of FTK chatted up some other women and discovered a series of common complaints. So we posted them in the slide show above.

Want a more thorough explanation for why we hate these things that you (sometimes) do? Scroll below to check out our answers. You may learn a thing (or 10) that will raise your game (and our pleasure) to the next level.

Ladies? Did we leave something off the list? Let us — and them — know in the comments below.

1. Trying to ride us like a bronco
Just jumping on and getting to it without an kind of style or foreplay isn’t just rude, it can hurt. Just a little bit of extra effort on your part will bring you A LOT of pleasure later on.

2. Being a bad kisser
If you’re bad, it’s over. Want to know what kissing styles really turn us off? Check this out.

3. Wanting us to be your personal porn star
News flash — porn is a fantasy. Most of us can’t (or don’t want to) look and act like that all the time. We’re happy to get freaky now and then, but we’re not into it 100% of the time, 24 hours a day. And if you were honest with yourself, you’d know you weren’t into it all the time, either. And speaking of getting freaky…

4. Assuming you have to always be in charge
We have our fantasies, too. Ask us what they are or let us take the lead. You might enjoy the surprise.

5. Being distracted while doing it
Put down the phone, shut off the TV, and forget about the video game. We know when you’re mind isn’t focused on us, so don’t try to fake it. Give us your undivided attention and we’ll give it back many times over. Promise.

6. Being too quiet 
We have no way of knowing if you’re enjoying yourself if you don’t give us some kind of pleasurable moan or groan. Say our name or give a compliment when it’s good, and we can make things even better.

7. Assuming you don’t need to take care of your body
You want us shaved, trimmed, and smelling good? Well, we like that in our men, too. Don’t know how to manscape? Check this out.

8. Holding our heads down
We know where it is and we know what to do with it. Unless we’re having a more acrobatic evening, we don’t need to be guided.

9. Expecting us to be mind readers
Okay, we admit, some girls are crazy when guys talk to them about sex, but if you don’t tell us what you’re into then you may never be satisfied. (Or worse, if we’re doing something wrong we may keep doing it, or not understand when you’re giving us the cold shoulder.) Be honest with your fantasies and sweet in your critique; and we can take it. Just know that we may have some things to tell you, too.

10. Never changing positions
We’re not your mom and dad! Mix is up, have some fun. If you’re not sure what we want, ask. We can figure it out together.

11. Asking if we’re “there yet”
It’s not a road trip to Disneyland. When a girl climaxes, you’ll know. And if you’re not getting us “there” then we can figure that out as well — together.

12. Rolling over when you’re done
Rude. Keep going until we’re both done. If you can keep us going, we’ll definitely come back for more — sooner than you think.