WATCH: 6-Year-Old Boy Cries Because He Can’t Get Married

Six-year-old boy Dean can’t get married yet, and that’s not okay. He’ll tell you so himself, no matter what his dad says.

Although Dean is only turning seven-years-old, he wishes he was 80, so he could get married as soon as possible. Why should he be left out of all that marital bliss and eventual divorce, anyway?

This video shows Dean’s short rant about how impatient he is to tie the knot. It’s hilarious and adorable — but most of all, it makes us want to reach out to him and tell him to cherish his youth while he has it. 80 years will come soon enough, Dean!

Watch the video above for a good laugh.