Kids say the darnedest things. That saying isn’t just a long-forgotten cutesy Bill Cosby show, but it’s also a universal truth of motherhood. The average child puts their saintly mothers through so many surreal incidents that it’s a miracle they still put up with them.
A few of those put-upon mothers decided to share their strangest motherhood experiences with the world. 17 mothers submitted anonymous confession notes to a comedy show, detailing the most WTF moments they’ve gone through thanks to their wacky children.
The confessions come courtesy of the Pump and Dump comedy show, hosted by Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula.