Woman Has Third Breast Implanted, So She’ll Be Unattractive to Men

Each day is one that brings us closer to the future shown in Schwarzenegger film Total Recall.

A Tampa, Florida woman spent a whopping $20,000 to have a third breast implanted in the center of her chest, between the already-existing two. She claims she isn’t interested in dating anymore. Apparently no one told her there were simpler ways to stop dating.

Massage therapist Jasmine Tridevil called over 50 doctors before she finally found a surgeon willing to do the surgery, so this was not a split second decision but one she was determined to accomplish.

In an interview with local radio station Real Radio 104.1, Tridevil related the unfortunate aftermath of her surgery, saying “My mom ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad . . . he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.”

There was only one hitch in the surgery — the operating doctor couldn’t add an areola, so Tridevil had one tattooed on the new breast instead.

To tell you what kind of woman Tridevil is, her dream is to have an MTV reality show, because of course she does.